![]() I was crossing a major intersection on a windy day and my dress blew up around my head and I couldn't get it down. Not nice but you do need to shrug it off sometimes. I have IBD and have been in these situations. ![]() I opened the door and obviously a poo particle wave hit his nostrils as he realised the gravitas of the situation. Security guard thought I was up to something. After about 10 minutes there was knocking on the door. In I wandered and relieved myself of this goo as well as the internal rumblings that had continued. ![]() Making a provereable chocolate diamond.Įventually make it to McDonalds. At this stage, the mars bar had turned into something akin to a mud bath and a vienetta. So thinking, I decide to wander down to McDonalds. The previous chap finishes, and in I wander. Queue for 5 minutes while the one cubicle is in use. What do I do? My Guinness was ready, and as I was looking forward to the pint, instood there, consuming my pint, in full knowledge I had the equivalent of a melted mars bar down my hole.įinish the pint, post haste, and waddle off to burger king on Grafton Street to use their Jax. I waddle to the pub, order a Guinness and go to the Jax to tidy up. Halfway across the road, I trusted a fart that I shouldn't have. So post meal, decided to wander over to the Dawson lounge for a pint of Guinness. Lots of rich foods meant my stomach wasn't the best (anyone who has had their gallbladder removed will know this). I got so much grief !!!!Ī year ago, 2 months after I got my gallbladder out, I went to fire restaurant for dinner. it was lunch time so all the school looked in the hall windows at like 30 hot girls doing this beautiful dancing and two stupid fecking boys. Myself and another friend thought we were going to a drama class, for a after school play but got our wires crossed. I was totally humiliated, I ain't being let forget that one. chatting away drinking my guiness and i kind of chocked on a bit of it and coughed a whole mouth full of guiness in her face. Ī few years ago we were at a family christening and i was talking to my brother in law and his new girlfriend. I always seem to get talked into doing stupid things. So while hockey fights divide opinion, they've always been a part of the game we love and don't look to be going anywhere.ĭid we miss any? Have you got a dusty VHS in the attic featuring a forgotten brawl from '93? Let us know on Twitter.God I've done so many embarrassing things in my life the tv show inbetweeners could have been written about people just like me. In 2017, NHL commissioner Gary Bettman even called fighting a way to "prevent other injuries" alluding to pent-up aggression and match pressure. Referees send players to the sin bin and suspensions are handed out but generally, careers don't end and reputations aren't tarnished. Ice hockey is the only professional team sport where fighting carries only a small penalty, and is largely tolerated by officials. So why is fighting allowed in ice hockey? This escalated into a fight when Vernon and Roy dropped their masks, gloves and blockers. Roy spotted him and got Vernon's attention by pulling him off his teammate. While they tangled, Wings goalie Mike Vernon went out to centre ice to try and grab Foote off of Shanahan. McCarty landed a few blows as Lemieux turtled for self-preservation.Īvalanche goaltender, Patrick Roy, skated out of his net to defend his teammate but was intercepted by Red Wing forward Brendan Shanahan, who hit Roy with a vicious clothesline that sent him sprawling to the deck. He escaped the grasp of a linesman, then hit Lemieux with a blindside right hook. ".if you look now, there's a bunch of blood on the ice."įollowing a tussle between Red Wing centre Igor Larionov and Avalanche forward Peter Forsberg, Wings enforcer Darren McCarty seized his opportunity to avenge his teammate. After a few initial scraps, the major talking point occurred in the first period. The following season saw the playoffs looming and the fuse was lit for round deux.
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